Crank! For you know not What’s the hitch nor Why!
Crank! For you know not When you go, nor Where!
Each Morn a Thousand Troubles cause Delay.
Yes: but you left Some unfixed Yesterday;
And this first Impulse that should bring the Spark—
Confound this old Igniter, Anyway!
You Thaw your Freezeless Circulation first;
Then mend your Puncture Proof Tire where it Burst.
Helpless you Skid upon your Anti-Skids,
But Starting a Self-Starter is the Worst!