This is the ultimate, triumphant Joy,
Automobile Elation is its Name!
Would you your last remaining Thousands spend
About the Secret? Quick about it, Friend!
A Hair perhaps divides This Make from That—
And on that Hair, prithee, may Life depend!
Now the New Year reviving old Desires,
The thoughtful Soul to Catalogues retires;
He scorns his Last Year’s Runabout, and to
The Newest, Biggest Touring Car aspires!