SHOPPING FOR POSTAGE STAMPS
“You keep stamps, don’t you?”
“Yes, Miss; what kind?”
“Why, I don’t know. But I want something that will go well with blue note paper.”
“Yes, miss; do you want letter postage?”
“Of course! I want to post letters, not chairs or tables!”
“Where are the letters to? United States?”
“Be careful young man, or I’ll report you for rudeness. I won’t tell you where the letter is going, it’s private correspondence, but it is in the United States.”
“Then you want a two-cent stamp; here you are.”