FEMININE
CONTENTS
| [I.] | AT THE LOST-AND-FOUND DESK | |
| [II.] | TOOTIE AT THE BANK | |
| [III.] | THE DRESSMAKER IN THE HOUSE | |
| [IV.] | THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS | |
| [V.] | A NEW RECRUIT | |
| [VI.] | SHOPPING FOR POSTAGE STAMPS | |
| [VII.] | AT THE BRIDGE TABLE | |
| [VIII.] | SHE GOES SHOPPING | |
| [IX.] | A QUITE AFTERNOON | |
| [X.] | TAKING CARE OF UNCLE | |
| [XI.] | IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE | |
| [XII.] | THE HOUSEWIFE’S HELPER | |
| [XIII.] | MRS. LESTER’S HOBLETTE | |
| [XIV.] | AT THE COOKING CLASS | |
| [XV.] | ÆSOP UP TO DATE: THE MILKMAID AND HER PAIL OF MILK |
THE ETERNAL FEMININE
AT THE LOST-AND-FOUND DESK
Yes, that’s my bag. I left it at the lace counter. Thank you. Please give it to me. What? I must prove property? Why, don’t you see it’s mine? That twisty silver monogram on the side is really E. C. S. That’s my name, Ella C. Saunders. I told Jim I thought the letters were too wiggly to be easily read, but I never thought anybody’d want to read it but me. Describe contents? Why, of course I can describe the contents! In one pocket is a sample of lace, just Platte Val, you know, not an expensive lace, and with it—I think it’s with it—is a sample of rose-colored crêpe de Chine—that is, not exactly rose-colored—sort of crushed plummish or burnt magenta—but no—come to think, I left those samples with my dressmaker. Well, anyway, there’s a Subway ticket—or let me see, did I use that coming down? I believe I did! Well, there’s a little memorandum card that slips in—the celluloid sort, you know. No, there’s nothing written on it. I don’t use it because, though they pretend you can wash them like a slate, you can’t. They just smudge. What do you mean by saying I haven’t told a definite thing yet? I’ve told you lots! Well, there’s some money—I don’t know how much; some chicken feed, as Jim calls it—and a five-dollar bill, I think—oh no—I paid that to the butcher. Well, there must be a one-dollar bill—two, maybe. Oh, and there’s a little pencil, a goldy-looking one; it came with the bag. And some powder-papers—those leaves, you know; but I believe I did use the last one yesterday at the matinée. Oh, dear, how fussy you are! I tell you it’s my bag; I recognize it myself. Can’t I tell you of some personal belongings in it so you’ll be sure? Why, yes, of course I can. My visiting-card, Mrs. James L. Saunders, is in that small inside pocket.
“Why didn’t I tell you that in the first place? Why, you rattled me so; and besides, I thought I had to tell of my own little individual properties, like samples and tickets and things. Anybody might have her visiting-card in her bag!”