On the wrong side of the cow sitting;

Garbed in all thy preposterous paraphernalia.

I know thy paraphernalia—

Yea, even thy impossible milkpail and thy improbable bodice.

Short-skirted Siren!

Big-hatted Beauty!

What were the gentle spring without thee?

I hail thee!

I hail thy vernality, and I rejoice in thy hackneyed ubiquitousness.

I hail the superiority of thy inferiorness, and