SHOPS
The Arcadian shops offer delightful wares to a doting Lover. Flower-markets and candy-shops show tempting display windows, and book-stalls can supply presentation editions of all the love-lore ever written from Sappho to the present day. The jewel-shops are marvels of splendor, and the Arcady arcades and bazaars show love-tokens and souvenirs of all sorts. An interesting place to visit is Dan Cupid’s Heartware shop, where charms, love-philters, and true-love knots are for sale. There is also a repairing department, where broken hearts are mended and made as good as new. Here hearts may be repaired while you wait.
CUPID’S SALE
Amid their annual display
Of roses, doves, and darts,
Cupid and Co. announce today
A Bargain Sale of Hearts.
Ho, luckless suitor lachrymose,
Ho, lacklove lovelorn swain,
Gallants rejected and morose,