DEGREES OF LOVE
| Positive: | My Own! | |
| Comparative: | My Owner! | |
| Superlative: | My Ownest! |
DEFINITIONS
Forever: until tomorrow.
Never: until tomorrow.
Yes: no.
No: yes.
Keepsake: any worthless piece of property.
Absence: a heart stimulant.
Alone: (for one) misery.