If I suffer such insolent airs to prevail,

May Juno pluck out all the eyes in my tail?

So a Fête I will give, and my taste I’ll display,

And send out my cards for St. Valentine’s Day.”

—This determin’d, six fleet Carrier-pigeons went out,

To invite all the birds to Sir Argus’s Rout.

The nest-loving Turtle-dove sent an excuse;

Dame Partlet lay in, as did good Mrs. Goose.

The Turkey, poor soul! was confined to [the rip]:

For all her young brood had just fail’d with the pip.