'Because I like,' explained the Gidger to Uncle Woss, 'to see Jesus and the tittens when I get into my byes.'
'Would you call King George by his Christian name, Gidger?' Ross asked.
'Course not, Uncle Woss.'
'Why?'
'Because it would be most fwightful cheek.'
'Then don't you see it's much more cheek to call Him by His, darling?'
'But I didn't mean to be wude to Him,' said the Poppet tearfully, 'I'm fond of Him.'
'Of course, darling, so if you just say "Sorry, Sir," it'll be all right.'
So the Gidger said, 'Sorry, Sir,' and the conversation changed to kittens.
'I wish I had a titten, Uncle Woss, just like the one in the miggle.'