Reader.—The ball that took place at the residence of the Hon. Mrs. Mortimer last evening was distinguished by the presence of the President.

A number of débutantes were present, the majority of whom were dressed in—Here the reader glances at the carpenter, who answers, “Shavings.”

Reader—“Their headgear consisted of (glances at the fruiterer)—

Fruiterer—“Pine-apples.”

Reader—“Their jewels were necklaces (glances at the ironmonger)—

Ironmonger—“Of nails.”

Reader—“The dancing took place in—

Tobacconist—“A cigar box.”

Reader—“The walls of which were richly decorated with—

Lawyer—“Red tape.”