Lawyer (pointing to Mary)—“Your hair is very long; is it your own?”
Tom opposite bawls “false.”
To Jessie—“Do these pretty boots pinch your feet?”
Jack—“Of course, they are two sizes too small.”
To John—“Did you use your razor this morning?”
Jane—“He hasn’t any hair to cut.”
To Timothy—“Is your nurse waiting to put you to bed?”
Elsie—“Naturally—he goes to bed at seven.”
To Dick—“What would you like on your next birthday?”
Ethel—“A rattle.”