Example 1.—Topic: a sensational robbery.

S.B.O.B.
H.M.J.P.
K.I.P.H.

From these letters may be devised the following telegram:— “Serious burglary; one box hairpins missing. Jane prostrate; kindly inform police—Henry.”

Example 2.—Topic: a catastrophe.

C.A.S.D.
P.B.C.A.
B.Q.D.W.

“Cat ate Sunday dinner. Please bring cheese and bread; quite distracted—Wifie.”

The funnier the telegram, the greater the laughter when it is read out.

The Fan Fight

The players divide into two lines. A piece of tape is stretched across the room, and before every two players a feather is placed. Each player possesses a Japanese fan, and the object is to lift the feather and waft it on to a stretch of newspaper, which marks the opponents’ den.

The dens are guarded by goal-keepers, also armed with fans, and their business is a lively one.