Some of our readers will remember the humorous old Scotch song in which these verses occur:

“Auld wifie, auld wifie, will ye go a-shearing?”

“Speak a little louder, sir, I’m unco dull o’ hearing.”

“Auld wifie, auld wifie, will ye let me kiss ye?”

“I hear a little better, sir, may a’ the warld bless ye.”

In Cheshire and Staffordshire the lines run thus:

“Old woman, old woman, may I come and kiss you?”

“Yes, and thank you kindly, sir, and may Heaven bless you.”

Many will recognize these old verses: