“Wath William Willuth, if you pleathe,—

I thaw him kith Thuthannah Peathe!”

With frown to make a statue thrill,

The master thundered, “Hither, Will!”

Like wretch o’ertaken in his track,

With stolen chattels on his back,

Will hung his head in fear and shame,

And to the awful presence came,—

A great, green, bashful simpleton,

The butt of all good-natured fun.