A young lady says that males are of no account from the time the ladies stop kissing them as infants till they commence kissing them as lovers.
We are never satisfied that a lady understands a kiss unless we have it from her own mouth.
A young lady’s first-love kiss has the same effect on her as being electrified. It’s a great shock, but it’s soon over.
A young physician asking permission of a lass to kiss her, she replied, “No, sir; I never like a doctor’s bill stuck in my face.”
