WHEN YOU FIND YOU ARE TO TAKE IN TO DINNER THE GIRL WHO YESTERDAY REFUSED YOU.

THAT DELICIOUS MOMENT

WHEN YOU MEET THE NOBELMAN YOUR DAUGHTER HAS CAPTURED IN EUROPE.

TOO LATE?

The Actor: I say, Jane, what’s the difference between a bill-board and a board-bill?

Actor’s Wife: Well, you can’t jump the bill-board.