Famous Actor: Oh, yes, I’m married, but I always think it’s kind o’ tough on a girl that marries one of us travelin’ men.
“Still, it might be worse. I suppose you’re away from home most of the time.”
A STORY FROM THE FRONT
OUT OF WORK
BOTANY IN THE BOWERY
“Where did you get those flowers, little girl? Off a tree?”
“No, sir.”