“What did you talk about?”

“I talked to the poet about money and to the millionaire about the intellectual life.”

Skimpy Mistress (scenting unaccustomed delights): Sarah, what is that I smell?

Undernourished Maid of all Work: I think it must come in from next door.

“You don’t mean to say, Estelle, that you are tired of settlement work?”

“But, Auntie, dear, poor people are so monotonous.”