“I need the money, as I am about to be married.”
“What security can you give?”
“The girl’s name.”
A SAGACIOUS WOODCOCK.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
“It is true, darling, that I play the races, indulge in intoxicating drinks, and sometimes swear a little; but I shall stop it all when you accept me.”
“Are you sure you can?”
“I know it! I’ve done it every time I’ve been engaged.”