“I need the money, as I am about to be married.”

“What security can you give?”

“The girl’s name.”

A SAGACIOUS WOODCOCK.

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.

“It is true, darling, that I play the races, indulge in intoxicating drinks, and sometimes swear a little; but I shall stop it all when you accept me.”

“Are you sure you can?”

“I know it! I’ve done it every time I’ve been engaged.”