He: “When I married you, you hadn’t a cent.”
“Oh, yes, I had. My face was my fortune.”
“Now I know what they mean when they say ‘money talks.’”
SELECTING AN EMPLOYER.
AN APT PUPIL.
“I am teaching your father how to play poker.”
“How are you getting on?”
“Well, he asked me yesterday if he could live with us after we were married.”