MUTUAL.
Amateur Actor: “I am afraid, old man, I shall have to kiss your wife in the third act. you won’t mind it, will you?”
His Intimate Friend: “Not if you don’t.”
THESE FOREIGN RELATIONS.
“Do I want to go in with that crowd?”
A MISCONCEPTION.
“I just overheard you say, Mr. Gray, that my daughter’s face would make a man climb a fence.”
“I meant if he was on the other side of the fence.”