THE MAIN OBJECT.

He: WOULD YOU MIND IF I JOINED ANOTHER CLUB?

“OH, NO, DEAR! WILL IT KEEP YOU AWAY FROM HOME ANY MORE?”

THE SONG OF THE DEBUTANTE.

“Mother, dear Mother, come home with me now.”

THE HEIRESS.

She cannot talk, she cannot sing,
She looks a fright; but folks aver
Ten millions have been set apart
To talk and sing and look for her.