“I’m so tired. Let’s dance.

Millionaire: “How do I known, sir, that you have any business ability?

I have persuaded your daughter to marry me.

Actor: “In this duel scene who gets the worst of it?”

Stage Manager: “The audience.

IN ONE OF OUR MOST RESPECTABLE CLUBS, THE MORNING AFTER THE BIG FIGHT.

A description of the event by an eye-witness.