“And for the better, I trust.”

“They used to call me a Wild Youth, you remember; but now—— ”

“Now?”

“Now they call me an Old Reprobate.”

NO USE.

“Don’t you think it would be a good idea to send our beloved pastor abroad?”

“But he wouldn’t stay.”

He: “I hope the fact that I’ve led a gay life and been out nights a great deal won’t make any difference.”