“I told her it would be cowardly to leave me alone.”
Skinflint: “If anything should happen to me, you will be all right. I’ve just insured my life.”
“But suppose nothing does happen to you?”
A DISTINCTION.
He: “Yes, I remembered you at once as the girl I was engaged to in the mountains some seasons ago.”
“What a remarkable memory for faces you have, haven’t you?”
