It gave me a little check. “Ah! it was a sad scene my love” I says, “and sad remembrances come back stronger than merry. But this” I says after a little silence, to rouse myself and the Major and Jemmy all together, “is not topping up. Tell us your story my dear.”
“I will” says Jemmy.
“What is the date sir?” says I. “Once upon a time when pigs drank wine?”
“No Gran,” says Jemmy, still serious; “once upon a time when the French drank wine.”
Again I glanced at the Major, and the Major glanced at me.
“In short, Gran and godfather,” says Jemmy, looking up, “the date is this time, and I’m going to tell you Mr. Edson’s story.”
The flutter that it threw me into. The change of colour on the part of the Major!
“That is to say, you understand,” our bright-eyed boy says, “I am going to give you my version of it. I shall not ask whether it’s right or not, firstly because you said you knew very little about it, Gran, and secondly because what little you did know was a secret.”
I folded my hands in my lap and I never took my eyes off Jemmy as he went running on.
“The unfortunate gentleman” Jemmy commences, “who is the subject of our present narrative was the son of Somebody, and was born Somewhere, and chose a profession Somehow. It is not with those parts of his career that we have to deal; but with his early attachment to a young and beautiful lady.”