Quoth Turpin, "You shall eat your words

With sauce of leaden bullet";

So he clapp'd his pistol to his mouth,

And fired it down his gullet.

The Bishop fell upon his knees,

When Turpin bade him stand,

And gave him his watch, a bag of gold,

And six bright rings from his hand.

Rolling with laughter, Turpin pluck'd

The Bishop's wig from his head,