At last, the glorious number to complete,

Steps in my landlord for that bodkin seat;

When soon, by ev’ry hillock, rut, and stone,

Into each other’s face by turns we’re thrown.

This grandam scolds, that coughs, the captain swears,

The fair one screams and has a thousand fears;

While our plump landlord, train’d in other lore,

Slumbers at ease, nor yet asham’d to snore;

And Master Dicky, in his mother’s lap,

Squalling, at once brings up three meals of pap.