Expelled this old saturnine Peter.
There was a sharp lawyer, one P-,
Whose thoughts never got through his still lips;
And all he would say was "ah!" "h'm!" "oh!" and "ay
This pauciloquent person named P-.
There was a neat sarpent—a Coiler—
True son of the ancient Beguiler;
Who told such a whopper, he burst out his copper,
And frightfully fractured his biler.
It's a full-blooded Copperhead Diddle!"