I’ve lived among ’em an I ort to know.

And yet among those natives there are some

As mild as lambs, and good and humoursome;

Who never fight no more than an old hen,

Such difference there is in mortal men.

I’ll tell you now a tale, to make you sport,

Of one who chanced among this gentle sort.”

THE STORY OF SAMUEL JACKSON

I’ll tell you of a sailor now, a tale that can’t be beat,

His name was Samuel Jackson, and his height was seven feet;