Without carin’ if I’d catch it,

I straightway took a hatchet,

And busted off the cover without openin’ my mouth;

And found a grand pianner

Which we’d followed for our banner

All the way from Massachusetts unto the sunny South!

Then I said, “I rather guess

I can see into this mess,

And explain the startlin’ error which has given you such shocks.

When that Boston fellow, he