Of crime, which all creation flogs,

Of wretchery

And treachery

That bangs tarnation sin,” said Boggs.

“Them Ledger fellers with their tricks,

Hev slopped clean over crime’s dark cup.

They’ve bin an’ bought some pidging-horks,

And they hev et our pidgings up.

Oh, whut is life wuth livin’ fur

When editors behave like hogs?