Of being taken as a holy saint,
And said, “I’d like to try that thing myself.
How could a feller fix it——Catherine?”
“Easy enough,” replied the beautiful:
“You’ve only got to send your photograph
Out to my man in Florence, and to say,
‘Vous peignez moi comme le Saint Anthony.’
“I’ll write it for you if you have a card,
And he will fix it for you comme il faut.”
That very hour the heavy shaver wrote,