Who came unto my bedside for subscriptions

To—what was it?—the ‘Life of Sergeant Bates’?”

“Upon a special train that man is flying

Unto Siberia in a third-class car;

Thou badest him ‘dry up!’ and he is drying:

Bogu Tsarachnie! God protect the Tsar!”

“And where is he who bored us for insurance

On life or fire, who down the chimney came?”

“My liege, beneath our feet in deepest durance

He pays with penance for his little game.”