Under another name. And how he played!

He squeezed the mother into raving fits,

And jerked her wig away by accident,

And threw the cruel captain down the trap,

And larruped all the actors; and when Smith

Came on to fight, he took him by the heels

And mopped the stage with him until ’twas clean,

Then hurled him through the flat. All was a wreck:

And in the front seat sat the Gallagher

And laughed until he cried. Revenge is sweet!