“A saw buck extra they always charge

For the stylish mode of extinguishing breath.

A saw buck’s ten dollars. It’s rather large,

But then it ensures you a cocktail death.”

“Vot may that be?” said the driver, meekly,

In the tone of a greatly altered man.

I observed that he seemed to be growing weakly

Since the Professor his story began.

“A cocktail’s a tipple—America vaunts of it—

So flavoured, so foamy, so spiced, and whirled,