And found himself “well over the bay,”

With a “snake in his boot” and one in his hat,

Like a biled owl, or a monkey horned,

Tangle-legged, hawk-eyed, on a bat,

Peepy, skewered, and slewed, and corned.

Couldn’t tell a skunk from a pint of Cologne,

Couldn’t see the difference ’tween fips and cents;

And when he attempted to walk alone,

Simply made a Virginia fence;

Till liquor yielded at last to sleep,