The prisoner looked at the planks of pine

Of the little rural court-house ceiling,

At all the jury in a line,

Then answered, his only small card dealing,

“Judge, I hev lots of honesty,

But when I’m drunk I can’t control it;

And as for this ’ere hoss—d’ye see?—

I was drunk as blazes when I stole it.”

Answered the Judge, “If this Court were a dunce,

She would say, in law that is no excuse;