Be quite at home to make your guests at home—

Singing Lard-dardy day!

This changeable world to our joys is unjust,

All treasure’s uncertain, so down with your dust,

Merry-ton-ton-ton ta-lay!”

“It is the custom here,” the King replied,

“For only one to cover at a time;

This is the courtly way.”

“Then you should have more covers,” warbled Penn.

“Warm people’s heads to make them merry men—