Since, despite your invention, and learning, and sense,
You’ll be non est inventus a hundred years hence,
Merry-ton-ton-ton ta-lay!”
“Odds-fish!” exclaimed his Royal Majesty,
“He talks full well, but as it seems to me,
According to our way,
There’s a tremendous pig in this same Penn.”
“Bravo, young man!” said William; “try again—
Singing Lard-dardy day!
You have brought me a terrible one on the nob,