To the proprietor and have it changed,
Then vanish like an elfin fly-away.
The vulgar boarder at this table d’hôte
Was one who greatly loved to spread himself
And play the imperial before the rest;
And finding that the waiter cushioned it,
Sat down on him severely. Every time
He spoke he called him names, and said that he
Forthwith would punish him in cruel wise
Unless he tortled faster, or unless