Like a terrier at a rabbit, with his hat upon his eyes

Mr. Dale, the awful masher, went head-longing at the prize,

Looking rather like a party simply bent to break the peace,

Mr. Gale, with smiles, expected just a yell for the police.

Oh! what are women made of? Oh! what can women be?

From Eves to Jersey Lilies what bewildering sights we see!

One listened on the instant to all the Serpent said;

The other paid attention right away to Floral Ned.

With a blow as with a hammer the intruder broke the ice,

And the proud and queenly beauty seemed to think it awful nice.