And I remember how long years ago,

When a great lady in her diary

Of a short visit to the Scottish land,

Recorded of a sorrowful event,

“To-day poor little Vicky, by mischance,

Sat on a wasps’ nest.” All the newspapers

Declared it was a perfect masterpiece

Of excellent conciseness. Yet I think

It was outdone by a Red Indian—

One of the Quoddy tribe—who did the same;