“That’s derned good Dago,” cried Jack Saltonstall;

“Blamed ef I didn’t understand it all.

For the best songs are easiest understood:

Now then let’s hear if t’other side’s as good!

A song is like a bird—’cos birds do sing—

So carve us out the second breast and wing;

And with your anthem bid our hearts rejoice:”

Encouraged thus I lifted up my voice.

THE BEAUTIFUL WITCH

A pretty witch was bathing