Was a regular shame to the ship.

Then this man he winked a dreadful wink,

And said to the mate, “I’ll be floored:

But I’ve got more clothes in my box, I think,

Than all of the men on board.”

Now his box was only one foot square,

And what was our surprise

When he opened it and pulled out a pair

Of shirts before our eyes!

Next came a hat and a jacket blue,