All you heard was Lubber! and Liar!
And everything hot except the fire:
For it is true, as all accord,
There’s no good luck with a Finn on board.
For as the doctors all do know,
A Finn has fins between each toe:
He is web-footed like a duck;
Which is the cause of his bad luck:
For it is true, as I averred,
There’s no good luck with a Finn on board.