Take such a lot of pains to prove it’s true.

When tales are c’rect in all their fitnesses,

There ain’t no need of forty witnesses,

Nor one at all I guess, but that’s enough;

Now listen to the song of ‘Charley Buff,’

Who always said, ‘I am a truthful man:’ ”

He polished off his drink and thus began:

CHARLEY BUFF

Oh Charley Buff was his parents’ joy,

And as he always told,