“One evening for their tea

Her family broiled and ate her;

‘Never mind!’ says the king to me,

‘Just go and pick out a better.’ ”

Chorus. Now this is pretty bad,

Yet it’s nothin’ to what’s a-coming;

But I hear the old man a bawlin’ like mad,

So I guess I will stop my humming.

“Wal,” answered Brown, “that comes it rather strong.

Now if you like I’ll sing a pirate’s song