John 1199–1216
AND so we’ll quickly journey on
Until we reach the reign of John;

A King whose list of crimes was heavy;
He treated badly his young ‘Nevvy’.

Magna Charta 1215
He signed the Magna Charta. Yes;
In twelve-fifteen, but we may guess

With much ill grace and many a twist;
For King John wrote an awful fist.

John loses Normandy to France
And by this beneficial chance

In England comes amalgamation;
Normans and Saxons form one Nation

Robin Hood
And now we come to Robin Hood,
The Forest bandit of Sherwood,

A popular hero much belauded
But not by folks whom he’d defrauded.

There’s no need to descant upon
His boon companion ‘Little John’;