Door-Mat! Door-Mat, Buy a Door-Mat,
Rope-mat! Rope-Mat! Buy a Rope-Mat.

Rope Mat. Door Mat.

Rope Mat! Door Mat! you really must
Buy one to save the mud and dust;
Think of the dirt brought from the street
For the want of a Mat to wipe your feet.

Clothes Props! Clothes Props! I say, good wives
Clothes Props, all long and very strong, to-day.

Clothes Props, Clothes Props.

Buy Clothes Props, Buy Clothes Props!
Pretty maids, or pretty wives, I say,
I sell them half the price of the shops;
So you’ll buy of the old man, I pray.